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alana!
@alanagoldmann
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alana!
@alanagoldmann
@aliswift13 ....come over.......... soon
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alana!
@alanagoldmann
*TSA guy takes passport
TSA: This is u?
Me: Yes
*He turns to Chelsea
TSA: U vouch for him?
Chelsea: Yes
*Back to me
TSA: U gained weight.
TSA: This is u?
Me: Yes
*He turns to Chelsea
TSA: U vouch for him?
Chelsea: Yes
*Back to me
TSA: U gained weight.
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alana!
@alanagoldmann
Fedruary 25, 1991 - "i Haet my slef" I've been keeping it too real my whole life pic.twitter.com/rBADdnR9Yf
alana!
@alanagoldmann
honestly order of the phoenix the book was the best thing to happen to the series and the movie was the best thing to happen to the cast
alana!
@alanagoldmann
alana!
@alanagoldmann
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I always do a double take when someone on archer shouts "lana! ray!" bc im alana rae
alana!
@alanagoldmann
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alana!
@alanagoldmann
4 days until my biRTHDAY
alana!
@alanagoldmann
got my first invite to a fashion week party it isn't one of the 500 that banks is playing at
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
