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Alessandra Mazzella
@alessandra_mazz
Raise your hand if you covered your contacts w/the lid to a peroxide bottle instead of the lid to the case & your eyeball might fall out.
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Alessandra Mazzella
@alessandra_mazz
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Alessandra Mazzella
@alessandra_mazz
β@DrJerryTFM: 16-20 inches of snow when my boss interrupts "you muthafuckas better be here on time tomorrow" #wallstreetβ
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Alessandra Mazzella
@alessandra_mazz
@nyanks1979 yes.
Alessandra Mazzella
@alessandra_mazz
@damianbelcarz remember when you would black out at our apartment and walk home at 5AM and buy a bag or oranges? #class
Alessandra Mazzella
@alessandra_mazz
Happy birthday, @joeysundays28!
Alessandra Mazzella
@alessandra_mazz
β@voguemagazine: ... And @S_C_ of course. #MetGala #Metball2014 vogue.cm/1neZPOW pic.twitter.com/Rqe710Bx25β
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Alessandra Mazzella
@alessandra_mazz
β@patlaneve: ...still waiting on my brother Bruno's pie on the house β On the house isn't gonna pay for me to go on another Euro-trip.
Alessandra Mazzella
@alessandra_mazz
Happy birthday @Tokyo_Kandy !
Alessandra Mazzella
@alessandra_mazz
How come SNL got in trouble for not having any black girls, but Apple never did?
Alessandra Mazzella
@alessandra_mazz
for why?! RT @emilydambro: @alessandra_mazz I'm disappointed in you
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
