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Alexandra Shelton
@alexslutton
I accidentally texted a guy trying to text my escape goat to get me out of hanging out w him. Ive never seen someone drive out so fast
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Alexandra Shelton
@alexslutton
Holy cow twitter.com/worldcupallstaβ¦
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Alexandra Shelton
@alexslutton
whole time I've been in Nash my sister hasn't let me smoke weed tonight I pick her up from the bar first thing she says "wanna smoke weed"
Alexandra Shelton
@alexslutton
Can everyone please take a moment to pray they find Victor in Mexico
Retweet of status by @Ashleyy_Pinneyy
Alexandra Shelton
@alexslutton
Congrats ya hoe @magggs13 pic.twitter.com/HLwZDxk9rl
Alexandra Shelton
@alexslutton
Live tweet pic.twitter.com/XWHRuI1T34
Alexandra Shelton
@alexslutton
It's 2015 why don't people know the difference between your & you're
Retweet of status by @macgonewild
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Alexandra Shelton
@alexslutton
Alexandra Shelton
@alexslutton
Just saw a scorpion in my room and now I'm honestly considering staying at a hotel
Alexandra Shelton
@alexslutton
My nana has officially shrunken my entire fucking closet into crop tops
Alexandra Shelton
@alexslutton
I'm never coming home pic.twitter.com/VTRgfExMng
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
