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cat lady
@alextheturtle_
had such a yummy jacket potato for my dinner
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cat lady
@alextheturtle_
happy bday to my bestest friend in the entire world i love you so much id do anything for you, have a great day pic.twitter.com/qxdYLBU1iH
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alex
@alextheturtle_
when people try to pay with coupons that are TWO MONTHS out of date and have a go at ME don't b thick
alex
@alextheturtle_
I bet my life nobody has ever gone 'wow these lads racing round tesco car park are so sexy and dangerous!!' bore off
alex
@alextheturtle_
the only thing that would make me happier atm is seeing my cat
alex
@alextheturtle_
how I manage to catch my nipple piercings on EVERYTHING I will never know
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alex
@alextheturtle_
face masks make me feel sooo relaxed
cat lady
@alextheturtle_
Naw naw best thing I've read all night pic.twitter.com/UGmY43GjnR
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cat lady
@alextheturtle_
my skin is so bad at the minute n nothing seems to be fixing it
cat lady
@alextheturtle_
@billyth0 @alextheturtle_ omg please make this happen don't let me down guys :') pic.twitter.com/SltYlv6nv1
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
