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alex
@alexwasaburrito
I planted cabbage thinking it wouldn’t even sprout pic.twitter.com/IzqPwipG5J
Retweet of status by @deannasalinas98
15 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I planted cabbage thinking it wouldn’t even sprout 🥺 https://t.co/IzqPwipG5J
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alex
@alexwasaburrito
I feel bad for my future kid because I’ll never be good at math so it’ll just be the both of us crying at the kitchen table
Retweet of status by @KristiC07
17 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I feel bad for my future kid because I’ll never be good at math so it’ll just be the both of us crying at the kitchen table😭😂
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19 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote the solar eclipse is this Sunday and I was wondering if you’d wanna invade the fire nation with me? 🥺👉👈
alex
@alexwasaburrito
When someone forgot to take the leftovers, so now YOU can eat the leftovers
06 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When someone forgot to take the leftovers, so now YOU can eat the leftovers 😊
alex
@alexwasaburrito
bruh she stay tryna get on my bed... gotta love the effort though pic.twitter.com/HYpPv5T3TR
Retweet of status by @shanniccex
30 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote bruh she stay tryna get on my bed... gotta love the effort though 😭 https://t.co/HYpPv5T3TR
alex
@alexwasaburrito
JaVale's description of his "fight" with the biggest bug he has ever seen
(via @JaValeMcGee) pic.twitter.com/IfLQ4LGCBI
(via @JaValeMcGee) pic.twitter.com/IfLQ4LGCBI
29 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote JaVale's description of his "fight" with the biggest bug he has ever seen 🤣
(via @JaValeMcGee) https://t.co/IfLQ4LGCBI
alex
@alexwasaburrito
Please do not try to fight me I am begging u I want no smoke my hand game is certified trash twitter.com/Insideandria/s…
Retweet of status by @mellamopapiii
26 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Please do not try to fight me I am begging u I want no smoke my hand game is certified trash 😔 https://t.co/C5PcAjtH0y
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alex
@alexwasaburrito
Missing my bestie a little extra lol @ the last pic. pic.twitter.com/rK5rSr5s3o
Retweet of status by @Monicaaagee
19 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Missing my bestie a little extra 💓 lol @ the last pic. https://t.co/rK5rSr5s3o
alex
@alexwasaburrito
I’m bad bunny from my group of friends pic.twitter.com/sizaqt9SeI
Retweet of status by @CeliiiWeliii
11 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’m bad bunny from my group of friends 😅 https://t.co/sizaqt9SeI
alex
@alexwasaburrito
Jonah Hill gets Travis Scott a birthday cake pic.twitter.com/Pwt7bRRWQE
Retweet of status by @HotFreestyle
30 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Jonah Hill gets Travis Scott a birthday cake 🎂😂 https://t.co/Pwt7bRRWQE
alex
@alexwasaburrito
I hate when I drop something tiny in between the seats of my car..b*tch I ain’t trying to play Operation
Retweet of status by @jessikittykat
27 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I hate when I drop something tiny in between the seats of my car..b*tch I ain’t trying to play Operation™️
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊