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ali
@alicegeraghty
so apparently last night the taxi driver slammed on the brakes and i went flying along with all my chips i hate drunk alice
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ali
@alicegeraghty
was the only one on the bus who offered a pregnant lady a seat and just bought a homeless man dog food for his pup... fuck me im a saint
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ali
@alicegeraghty
Seems like everyone is going mint fest
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ali
@alicegeraghty
having to have a toastie for tea because today we snuck into a 5* resort & spent all our money on cocktails that cost more than our hostel
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ali
@alicegeraghty
wonder if these boys would still be suddenly declaring their love like this if there wasn't a week left to win Β£50k #loveisland
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ali
@alicegeraghty
did Olivia and Rykard just have sex
ali
@alicegeraghty
standard Tuesday night in 191 being interviewed by the police when suddenly they notice the 19 inch dildo used as a door stop
ali
@alicegeraghty
Well now I'm wide awake
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
