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allison
@allison_swider
My whole day has been building up towards this nap
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allison
@allison_swider
@BrendenDines23 seafood
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allison
@allison_swider
My teeth are not sharp enough nor strong enough to eat jerky
allison
@allison_swider
I am not going to school for this, my degree does not require this, so why the hell should I be graded on this
allison
@allison_swider
i have so many questions pic.twitter.com/0C98lrBXgv
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allison
@allison_swider
Over the many years I've known him, I learned that if you give Brenden a basketball, fishing pole, or guitar, he will be content for hours
allison
@allison_swider
My teeth so sensitive that they hurt by just looking at this pic.twitter.com/N5rlx5VOEC
Retweet of status by @CauseWereGuys
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allison
@allison_swider
In all seriousness I always have to double check if a tweet is from @__z13__ or @lmcninch2 bc I generally just look at peoples avis
allison
@allison_swider
Biggest pet peeve is when you have all your stuff in the bathroom to shower and someone decides they're going before you
allison
@allison_swider
I think any kind carbonated water, flavored or not, tastes like soap
allison
@allison_swider
Didn't sleep till 4 why am I up?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
