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alyssa
@alyssapleasee
this little thai lady just said today was "mexican day"
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alyssa
@alyssapleasee
asshole tip: dont go to starbucks when youre running late & you wont have to yell at a barista after less than a min for "making you late"
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alyssa
@alyssapleasee
got my first complaint @ work today, lady said i gave her a "fuck you face" lmao
nailed it
nailed it
alyssa
@alyssapleasee
this is what we do @ night pic.twitter.com/qKz2oEVlnm
alyssa
@alyssapleasee
I love when Nick Jonas reminds me why I'm permanently in love with him #lastyearwascomplicated
alyssa
@alyssapleasee
omg prince
alyssa
@alyssapleasee
my coworkers threw me a baby shower at work today and i got so much of the cutest/best stuff #feelingthelove pic.twitter.com/i63lXXRLe6
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alyssa
@alyssapleasee
so ready to pop #22daysleft pic.twitter.com/jZPQ9Le6R6
alyssa
@alyssapleasee
early morning appointments make me sad #round pic.twitter.com/S17MMQrFph
alyssa
@alyssapleasee
ACE OF CAKES ON NETFLIX!
alyssa
@alyssapleasee
sooooooo glad i don't live in those money sucking apartments anymore
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
