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Amanda B
@amandajpanda
No thank you, Lifelock, I prefer to protect myself from identity theft by having awful credit.
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Amanda B
@amandajpanda
@bloodlikemerc Please stop tweeting from the bathroom and come back to bed....
Amanda B
@amandajpanda
Me - I didn't know it was ugly sweater day
Coworker - it's not
Me -
Coworker - it's not
Me -
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Amanda B
@amandajpanda
@COverholster Here's my , you can have it!
Amanda B
@amandajpanda
@piratesbooty I'm having no luck finding you in store! #SendMeThatBooty
Amanda B
@amandajpanda
A man just asked me for directions... He's never getting to his destination now!
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Amanda B
@amandajpanda
Thank you ladies/germs! That's the @DavidAcuff @amandajpanda one act play called "Duck You" - follow us on Twitter & Pinterest & MySpace!
Retweet of status by @DavidAcuff
Amanda B
@amandajpanda
Every lady on earth: You are an 11/10
Me: Listen, compliments will not gain you access to my state of the art Hot Wheels race track
Me: Listen, compliments will not gain you access to my state of the art Hot Wheels race track
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Amanda B
@amandajpanda
@dirtyddixon I wish this wasn't a true live tweet
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
