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Berr
@ambii_dextrous
I have quarantined myself in my room and if it's possible get high off of vapor rub, I will soon find out
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Berr
@ambii_dextrous
My greatest talent is being able to quiet my breathing so people don't discover how out of shape I am when I walk up a flight of stairs
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Berr
@ambii_dextrous
Guys think they can have their cake and eat it too. They need to choke on it an realize that that's not how life works.
Retweet of status by @TaylorKey11
Berr
@ambii_dextrous
When I catch people staring at me, I like to stare back and not break eye contact when they look away. Now you feel awkward
Amber Russell
@ambii_dextrous
I think it's funny when famous people dress up as other famous people on Halloween. It's like famous person inception
Amber Russell
@ambii_dextrous
Locked out of my apartment, haven't eaten all day, and was harassed by an angry Asian for 70% of the day. Hands down top 10 worst day ever
Amber Russell
@ambii_dextrous
Just told my doctor "it depends on how crazy the night gets" when she asked me how many drinks in a night I have #whydoisaythings
Retweet of status by @kellbell421
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Amber Russell
@ambii_dextrous
Lets just talk about the fact that I get more likes on Instagram when I'm dressed as a guy than I do when I'm just me lol
Amber Russell
@ambii_dextrous
โ@SheeeRatchet: Swipe up to see Superman fly pic.twitter.com/eT1Y1dUJlxโ I played with this for far too long
Amber Russell
@ambii_dextrous
โ@tinatbh: my reaction when someone doesn't like me pic.twitter.com/h9jnPgffcGโ @ambii_dextrous
Amber Russell
@ambii_dextrous
@kellbell421 actually no take that back, it's not surprising at all
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
