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asepn
@aspen_ovo
The #1 question men ask me is if my hair is naturally red.
Never βhow are youβ or βdo you want my credit card informationβ
Never βhow are youβ or βdo you want my credit card informationβ
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asepn
@aspen_ovo
Are they seriously deleting all the porn off tumblr? I have to watch regular porn now wtf?
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asepn
@aspen_ovo
My bf always makes sure I feel safe and takes such good care of me I just love that man
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asepn
@aspen_ovo
*white girls*
Hey mom how long should I microwave a turkey for???
Their mom: you shouldnβt
*white girls*
Hey mom how long should I microwave a turkey for???
Their mom: you shouldnβt
*white girls*
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Aspen
@aspen_ovo
#1 thing my teachers taught me.
Keeping my eyes on my own paper pic.twitter.com/kS3iojeTYi
Keeping my eyes on my own paper pic.twitter.com/kS3iojeTYi
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Aspen
@aspen_ovo
: cockatielo pic.twitter.com/QNA2Aq0EIh
Aspen
@aspen_ovo
I just found out Mormons pay for their own missions and HAHAHAAHHAH theyβre really taking ALL your coins from you huh
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Aspen
@aspen_ovo
I just want to feel not sick just one day please
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Aspen
@aspen_ovo
I go to get an oil change, the guy lifts up the hood of my car & thereβs a fucking slice of PIZZA UNDER THE HOOD.
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Aspen
@aspen_ovo
#FlashbackFriday Steve & Terri spent so much time in Fiji studying the gorgeous Fijian crested iguanas. Weβre soβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Aspen
@aspen_ovo
Iβm
So
Fucking
Ugly
And itβs
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So
Fucking
Ugly
And itβs
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
