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orange shirt guy
@awkwardphilippe
@RdrJay47 Disfigure Skating
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orange shirt guy
@awkwardphilippe
@tiReynard well congrats on that increase character limit. Also how many sets of 4 fingers can you fit in ur mouth
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orange shirt guy
@awkwardphilippe
[MONKEY SCOOPS ICE CREAM SHOP]
HEALTH INSPECTOR: Is that monkey server masturbating?
ME: Haha he's just excited by all the hygiene in here.
HEALTH INSPECTOR: Is that monkey server masturbating?
ME: Haha he's just excited by all the hygiene in here.
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orange shirt guy
@awkwardphilippe
Hurricanes
Fires
Tigers running loose
Angry white men with guns
Whoever is playing Jumanji needs to wrap it up.
Fires
Tigers running loose
Angry white men with guns
Whoever is playing Jumanji needs to wrap it up.
Retweet of status by @AsgardianRose
orange shirt guy
@awkwardphilippe
How do you feel about bubble wrap?
I hate it
I love it
I hate it
I love it
Retweet of status by @AnOrangeSNES
orange shirt guy
@awkwardphilippe
[watching The Mist]
ME: more like, The Bad Acting
HER:
ME: ist
ME: more like, The Bad Acting
HER:
ME: ist
orange shirt guy
@awkwardphilippe
[watching The Mist]
ME: (whisper) psst
HER:
ME: (points) that's the mist
ME: (whisper) psst
HER:
ME: (points) that's the mist
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orange shirt guy
@awkwardphilippe
[The Price is Right Wheel-O-Fate stops on the symbol]
DREW: ooh that's 8 days in the hole
CONTESTANT: what?
[hole opens in the ground]
DREW: ooh that's 8 days in the hole
CONTESTANT: what?
[hole opens in the ground]
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orange shirt guy
@awkwardphilippe
I hate when autocorrect adds additional spaces
orange shirt guy
@awkwardphilippe
orange shirt guy
@awkwardphilippe
Ohhhh it is if your pissed off...trust me twitter.com/awkwardphilippโฆ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
