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Typoallergenic
@be_yourownhero
@ZenEva_Girl I'll be 54 in April
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Chris P Bacon
@be_yourownhero
My husband asks me every single day what the weather will be like ..
Wtf check your weather app
Wtf check your weather app
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Chris P Bacon
@be_yourownhero
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls make you feel like youβre in heaven
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Don t Ask
@be_yourownhero
If HE says the heels stay on... then they stay on.
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@be_yourownhero
I don't play the fake internet trophy cup game, I like my cups real, with whiskey in them. Cheers fuckers
Don t Ask
@be_yourownhero
I've either lost my will to tweet, my mind or my car keys. I'm really not sure at this point.
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@be_yourownhero
I ate a whole margarita pizza and didn't even get a buzz. Now I'm fat and not drunk.
0 stars, do not recommend
0 stars, do not recommend
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@be_yourownhero
I dogs over people
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@be_yourownhero
Happy Canada day to all my friends!!!
In your honor I will put a silent U in all my words today
In your honor I will put a silent U in all my words today
Don t Ask
@be_yourownhero
I don't want to brag, but I remembered to insert the chip instead of swiping 56 times
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@be_yourownhero
0. Fucks. Given.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
