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Becky Garcia
@beckymgarcia
Very good twitter.com/variety/statusβ¦
Retweet of status by @tracy_marq
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Becky Garcia
@beckymgarcia
You can just tell when someone grew up in a household that didn't allow fun (sugary) cereal.
Not me. I lived a Charmed Life.
Not me. I lived a Charmed Life.
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Becky Garcia
@beckymgarcia
You're gotdamn right I just took 2 tums before bed.
Becky Garcia
@beckymgarcia
I'm like Baby Driver but if he ate Doritos while driving.
Becky Garcia
@beckymgarcia
Q: Why didn't Winnie ever wear pants?
A: 'Cause he pooh'd them.
That's all for me, folks! G'night!
A: 'Cause he pooh'd them.
That's all for me, folks! G'night!
Becky Garcia
@beckymgarcia
Never been pregnant. Guess my eggs are hidden a little TOO well.
#Easter
#Easter
Becky Garcia
@beckymgarcia
Think I better get off amoxicillin before it turns my vagina into a biscuit factory...
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Becky Garcia
@beckymgarcia
The best part of All-Star Weekend is that is has zero to do with Smash Mouth.
#BallisLife
#BallisLife
Becky Garcia
@beckymgarcia
Notice she isn't taking a selfie or wearing a dumb hat. pic.twitter.com/9pIyYCIqor
Retweet of status by @marcellacomedy
Becky Garcia
@beckymgarcia
Obama is the one that got away.
Becky Garcia
@beckymgarcia
Know what's scarier than Friday the 13th? Friday the 20th.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
