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Bess Kalb
@bessbell
Congratulations to my son’s future therapist on me saying, “Actually I’m in charge of your body so you are wearing this cardigan!”
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Bess Kalb
@bessbell
Now that Bad Sisters is over I will no longer be watching television or producing serotonin.
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Bess Kalb
@bessbell
We are moving to NYC next week and I told the garage man yesterday morning and he and my 2-year-old son…shook hands?
Bess Kalb
@bessbell
A fun TikTok trend would be to unseat every single Republican senator and governor.
Bess Kalb
@bessbell
20 letters going out today
Bess Kalb
@bessbell
Wordle 219 6/6
I expected at least a small amount of money or jewels to fall from the heavens.
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I expected at least a small amount of money or jewels to fall from the heavens.
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Bess Kalb
@bessbell
Oh my god @ArielDumas
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Bess Kalb
@bessbell
"omg I hate mosquitos too !!! - messaging Bill Gates on Raya
Bess Kalb
@bessbell
@foxxyllama In awe of you for this.
Bess Kalb
@bessbell
REMEMBER CALIFORNIA ONE MORE HOUR UNTIL COVID COMES OUT
Bess Kalb
@bessbell
We are a nation dumb children who will proudly murder each other for a Bloomin’ Onion. pic.twitter.com/mVSlOvgUYG
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
