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Bethany Raccoonπ¦
@bethasparagus
: please don't forget to go get a sip of water
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Bethany Raccoonπ¦
@bethasparagus
Do Americans give each other gift certificates to the doctorβs office for Christmas?
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Bethany Raccoonπ¦
@bethasparagus
Copy/Paste but change what the bunny is holding.
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Bethany Raccoonπ¦
@bethasparagus
blipblup blublub
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Bethany Raccoonπ¦
@bethasparagus
It's been a bit of weird year to be honest with you, Cher. twitter.com/cher/status/12β¦
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Bethany Raccoonπ¦
@bethasparagus
Bethany Raccoonπ¦
@bethasparagus
Iβm drinking the last of my bourbon and there is no wine in the house
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Bethany Raccoonπ¦
@bethasparagus
Bethany Raccoonπ¦
@bethasparagus
Just overheard a coworker say theyβre having Italian food tonight: the big Dominoβs pizza carry-out special
Bethany Raccoonπ¦
@bethasparagus
Family pic.twitter.com/bWP36fT0Rb
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Bethany Raccoonπ¦
@bethasparagus
@adrianmyreality @_steamy_mac Try using baby shampoo
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
