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Beth Matthews
@bethmattews
Still can't breathe from hitting myself in the face with my phone whilst trying to FaceTime in a flattering position with @_DavidParker
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Beth Matthews
@bethmattews
Fresh bedding
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Beth Matthews
@bethmattews
The stress of being in a McDonald's bay
Beth Matthews
@bethmattews
People with ugly bags ruin everything
Beth Matthews
@bethmattews
Clients called Diva this should be fun
Beth Matthews
@bethmattews
Why did I go on the sunbed for 15 mins
Beth Matthews
@bethmattews
Criminal minds is the shit
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Beth Matthews
@bethmattews
Just frolicking in a big sea of douvay love being off work
Beth Matthews
@bethmattews
mam and dad breaking in drunk they're currently laid on my bed singing and my mams occasionally calling me beautiful and grabbing my tit
Beth Matthews
@bethmattews
@lauranolanx you sick sick individual xxx
Beth Matthews
@bethmattews
Only my family would facetime me from a speedboat
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
