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Me : waiter , will my pizza b long ??
Waiter : no mam , it will be round
Waiter : no mam , it will be round
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He starts calling you sexy, ...... He then removes 'y' and have sex with you then he runs away with 's' and call you ex.
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U will never know a person's real voice until he/she's chased by a dog
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@loaded_engineer Bae:between me and worldcup which one du u prefer???
Me :pls don't compare worldcup with stupid things
#Rude
Me :pls don't compare worldcup with stupid things
#Rude
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Omg
While watching the Penalty Kik by Messi ,I was predicting in @Atheist_Krishna style ...Nd what ! it turned ouβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
While watching the Penalty Kik by Messi ,I was predicting in @Atheist_Krishna style ...Nd what ! it turned ouβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Twitter is cruel pic.twitter.com/tOWWZOjJcJ
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Men will be men pic.twitter.com/LTx4hLDN0R
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No matter how lazy your boyfriend is,he will never ask you to pass him his phone.God will always give him strength....
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Romans didn't find
Algebra interesting
Because x was always 10
Algebra interesting
Because x was always 10
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Where there's a will, there's a future tense.
~grammar nazi
~grammar nazi
Retweet of status by @TheHonestCon
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Dhoni's Love For His Fans pic.twitter.com/WvwG7TsgMx
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
