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manic mexi dream boy
@bjorksunibrow
people are out here saying they have an “affirmation kink”
sis just say you’re needy
sis just say you’re needy
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manic mexi dream boy
@bjorksunibrow
thankful for my foreskin
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manic mexi dream boy
@bjorksunibrow
roommates are gone!! pooping with the door wide open
manic mexi dream boy
@bjorksunibrow
hooking up with another vers guy just turns into a competition over who gets to suck the other’s dick more
manic mexi dream boy
@bjorksunibrow
mfs is foreskin
I had to cut them off
I had to cut them off
manic mexi dream boy
@bjorksunibrow
I dress better than you hoes that can afford retail in my thrifted + clearance rack clothes and that’s a god-given talent!
manic mexi dream boy
@bjorksunibrow
spare forehead kisses?
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manic mexi dream boy
@bjorksunibrow
STEM majors in my mentions saying “have fun being jobless after college” like sis can you even write a thesis statement
manic mexi dream boy
@bjorksunibrow
thank you for not circumcising me pic.twitter.com/gdwgiJeEtL
cibo matto at the bronze
@bjorksunibrow
twitter after dark? pic.twitter.com/Lqe8MDfiQ3
Retweet of status by @bjorksunibrow
cibo matto at the bronze
@bjorksunibrow
I am a whole ass college junior with 2 things on my résumé
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
