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Brandi Bermudez
@bzeppbitch
Nothing's harder then trying to look good in a bikini after you ate a full course pasta meal and 3 beers
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Brandi Bermudez
@bzeppbitch
Honestly still pissed off how dexter ended
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Brandi Bermudez
@bzeppbitch
Cinnamon French toast bagel tho
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Brandi Bermudez
@bzeppbitch
It's the owners not the pitbulls
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Brandi Bermudez
@bzeppbitch
Can't stop eating bleu cheese
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Brandi Bermudez
@bzeppbitch
At this point i am curious if I should go to the hospital and when they ask what's wrong just say well my dog keeps laying on my belly
Brandi Bermudez
@bzeppbitch
Student loans are such a joke
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Brandi Bermudez
@bzeppbitch
Forgot how devastating P.S. I Love You is wtffff
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Brandi Bermudez
@bzeppbitch
"Chicago PD"
"Who are you?"
"I already told you"
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING @jesseleesoffer #ChicagoPD
"Who are you?"
"I already told you"
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING @jesseleesoffer #ChicagoPD
Brandi Bermudez
@bzeppbitch
"If youre gonna complain bout ur shitty boyfriend, do it in a diary so no one can judge you when you get back with him for the 100th time"
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Brandi Bermudez
@bzeppbitch
My ex and his gf celebrated their 1 year..congrats to 1 whole year of him constantly messaging me saying he misses me
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
