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@captaindasya
You know when the Americans in America saying shit like "National bla bla Day" it means NATIONALLY. Like in America. Only.
11 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You know when the Americans in America saying shit like "National bla bla Day" it means NATIONALLY. Like in America. Only. 🤦🏻♀️
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@captaindasya
Netflix really fuck up your sleeping schedule. I just realised it's 3.46am
31 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Netflix really fuck up your sleeping schedule. I just realised it's 3.46am 😶
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@captaindasya
When your "friend" can text a group chat that you in but can't text you back individually
Retweet of status by @drewphilips_
10 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When your "friend" can text a group chat that you in but can't text you back individually 🤔
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@captaindasya
My dog fell asleep on me. This shit is too cute pic.twitter.com/OPHHizbEPA
05 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My dog fell asleep on me. This shit is too cute 😭😭😍 https://t.co/OPHHizbEPA
DASYA♡
@captaindasya
Mexicans do it best pic.twitter.com/VxwamuJ1DR
Retweet of status by @SoDamnTrue
22 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mexicans do it best 😛 https://t.co/VxwamuJ1DR
DASYA♡
@captaindasya
FINALLY #bahagiaku music video is out on my youtube channel, check it out!!
youtu.be/PzXXIPOFTRI
youtu.be/PzXXIPOFTRI
Retweet of status by @TiwuRayie
22 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote FINALLY #bahagiaku music video is out on my youtube channel, check it out!! ❤️
https://t.co/CS0h3O8mER
DASYA♡
@captaindasya
Do you ever say something so bitchy you're like "Damn I need to chill lol" cause same
09 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Do you ever say something so bitchy you're like "Damn I need to chill lol" cause same 💁🏻
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@captaindasya
Stay in your own lane
you will get to your destination faster
you will get to your destination faster
Retweet of status by @ItsNickBean
10 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Stay in your own lane
you will get to your destination faster🚗
DASYA
@captaindasya
Twitter is like a public journal. Most things you post on here are pretty much not important to anyone else. Like this one
17 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Twitter is like a public journal. Most things you post on here are pretty much not important to anyone else. Like this one 👍🏻
DASYA
@captaindasya
I did not know I can produce this much mucus.......
10 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I did not know I can produce this much mucus....... 😷💦
DASYA
@captaindasya
Just had a cheeky slice of cake with my man. It's 1:40am
13 May 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just had a cheeky slice of cake with my man. It's 1:40am 😰
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊