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Morgan Meehan
@captainmorgasm1
New sheriffs in town pic.twitter.com/Arm1xTW8Gc
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Morgan Meehan
@captainmorgasm1
this Halloween my dog& I will be going as couch potatoes!! SUPER easy, DIY costumeall u need is a sofa, alcohol &no friends or will to live
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Morgan Meehan
@captainmorgasm1
Fly high Mary Parkyn. Watch over us down here
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Morgan Meehan
@captainmorgasm1
I'm gonna force my mom to get lit with me on our train ride into NYC tomorrow and it's gonna be the funniest mistake I've ever premeditated
Morgan Meehan
@captainmorgasm1
@CarBombs4Evry1 @JesseBieberx55 can't wait to see you scallywags tonight
Morgan Meehan
@captainmorgasm1
@PdaviDavid omgggscience comes through for us yet again let's make it happen& lay under it for hours..eventually we'll see cloud animals
Morgan Meehan
@captainmorgasm1
I feel such a strong sense of community when my fellow drivers flash their lights and warn me of cops lurking up ahead#thanksfriends
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Morgan Meehan
@captainmorgasm1
@PdaviDavid @JesseBieberx55 fellas felllllllas let's not fight, you can both buy me monkey boys and we'll call it even, problem solved
Morgan Meehan
@captainmorgasm1
A boy touched Morgan's hand on accident...She goes r u trying to hold hands he said "I have a gf" she said OK LETTUCE HEAD
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Morgan Meehan
@captainmorgasm1
gee so many eligible bachelors this holiday season, how will I ever decide pic.twitter.com/1EAdCgnAzZ
Morgan Meehan
@captainmorgasm1
@mollykmeehan yayay can't wait to love on yaaa
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
