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Daddy
@chicken_yogurt
*2 days later*
Oh shit I forgot to text back
Oh shit I forgot to text back
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Daddy
@chicken_yogurt
Smh why do people even drown? Like damn just walk over the water it's not rocket science
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Daddy
@chicken_yogurt
I'm ugly but I can get you to send those "" emojis
Ya Daddy
@chicken_yogurt
Hoes? pauseI left my old hoes in all the hoes gotta register for their new year of hoeing
Im Grown
@chicken_yogurt
Good thing my virginity resets next year #NewYearNewYou
Im Grown
@chicken_yogurt
I sent my girl a text saying "Imma send you dick pics" and she was like "stop, I'm trying to get my education" she too real
twitta figga
@chicken_yogurt
Nigga a savage pic.twitter.com/VOz4FZWXCy
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DaGaawdFromAbove
@chicken_yogurt
Why her titties tryna be an Xbox controller pic.twitter.com/EGCeUqUGgZ
DaGaawdFromAbove
@chicken_yogurt
Smh Isis ain't got my Twitter password so we all good
DaGaawdFromAbove
@chicken_yogurt
What's this emoji
god
@chicken_yogurt
Females always assume that because I'm a male I'm crazy for sex. Smh bitch I love you for your cute ass face that looks nice round my dick
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
