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Chris π³οΈβπ
@chrispaget1
My brain pic.twitter.com/pry2RzuUKy
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Overcoming the fact people at work canβt see Iβm smiling at them by just intently staring or winking at them instead. What could go wrong?
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Chris π³οΈβπ
@chrispaget1
I told a nurse today who spent ages looking for a urine sample pot that she didnβt even have a pot to piss in. I got nothing back
Chris π³οΈβπ
@chrispaget1
@DrNickTwit Iβm off my game clearly
Chris π³οΈβπ
@chrispaget1
Me: well at least everyoneβs social life sucks rn, the playing field is levelled
Everyone: look at my Zoom party
Everyone: look at my Zoom party
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Chris
@chrispaget1
this guy twitter.com/qikipedia/statβ¦
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@itspetermc @DrCarpineti @illucifer Lack of imagination?
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@jaysteruk @Northern_Llama Itβs a rollercoaster of emotions in one tweet there Mark
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This 80s remix of the Game Of Thrones theme is a wonderful mix of synths, drum machine and nostalgia youtu.be/VZAI_13wCkk
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@chrispaget1
The all-too familiar sensation of callbackycardia pic.twitter.com/eO5NPq5UTk
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If Iβd said it once Iβve said it a thousand times. Fuck. Off. Oliver. independent.co.uk/voices/jamie-oβ¦
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
