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Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
But itβs not about that.
Is it?
Is it?
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Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
Iβve been able to do SO many cool things and Iβm a college dropout. Iβm not bragging. I wouldβve to graduate butβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
How noble of SNL to fire the newest cast member for his record of saying awful things.
I also edited their stateβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
I also edited their stateβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
@torchystacos Great gif pick.
Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
UTAH! SALT LAKE CITY! Iβll be coming back to @WiseguysUtah to do FOUR SHOWS May 31 β Jun 1. Two shows each Fridayβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
@JulianCastro announcement starts with English/Spanish announcement introducing TX State Rep @jamestalarico.
Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
HAPPY 2019 OR 1919 DEPENDING ON YOUR VIEWS!
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Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
Being bilingual is a superpower. You have the power to help people in two languages.
Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
Rich white dudes are awful. The shock. The horror. No one ever knew before now. How did we miss it?
Retweet of status by @janellejcomic
Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
@roywoodjr SHOW ME THE LIE
Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
This is the kind of thing I do in my free time...'cause I'm a cool nerd.
@BetoORourke posted this on his IG...β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
@BetoORourke posted this on his IG...β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
...but wait! There's more!
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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