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Mrs. van Dijk 💋
@danieleschauer
02 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It’s 95 right now. Tomorrow’s high is 68 with a low of 45..... 🆗
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SᴀSSʏ SiᴍʙA
@danieleschauer
A clean office, Christmas music, and my doggos laying with me while I do my work, doesn't get better than this
07 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A clean office, Christmas music, and my doggos laying with me while I do my work, doesn't get better than this 🙌🏽
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SᴀSSʏ SiᴍʙA
@danieleschauer
Even in the short time we got to love you, you are forever in my heart Cole , already missing your snuggles pic.twitter.com/RSgb35pBTb
04 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Even in the short time we got to love you, you are forever in my heart Cole , already missing your snuggles 💞 https://t.co/RSgb35pBTb
SᴀSSʏ SiᴍʙA
@danieleschauer
02 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Chicken Alfredo from Olive Garden is my absolute favorite😋
SᴀSSʏ SiᴍʙA
@danieleschauer
THIS IS MY FAVORITE HALLOWEEN COSTUME SO FAR pic.twitter.com/olQRQ1r2GW
01 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote THIS IS MY FAVORITE HALLOWEEN COSTUME SO FAR 😂😂 https://t.co/olQRQ1r2GW
SᴀSSʏ SiᴍʙA
@danieleschauer
14 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why can I handle shots of alcohol better than shots of cold medicine 🤔🤧🤒😷
SᴀSSʏ SiᴍʙA
@danieleschauer
how do i continue watching criminal minds without fearing for my life every time i step out of the house
Retweet of status by @brooklaaandis
09 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote how do i continue watching criminal minds without fearing for my life every time i step out of the house 🙃
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SᴀSSʏ SiᴍʙA
@danieleschauer
We get the keys to our new house tomorrow #byeohio #hellokentucky
27 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We get the keys to our new house tomorrow 😍 #byeohio #hellokentucky
SᴀSSʏ SiᴍʙA
@danieleschauer
Jase and I went to the cheap theater and it smelled horrible then we witnessed 5 guys just start smoking a blunt during the movie
22 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Jase and I went to the cheap theater and it smelled horrible then we witnessed 5 guys just start smoking a blunt during the movie 🙃
SᴀSSʏ SiᴍʙA
@danieleschauer
i'm fully convinced that when i'm 40 eating dinner at a nice restaurant with my husband & kids i'll still order chicken fingers
Retweet of status by @CarlyGump
17 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i'm fully convinced that when i'm 40 eating dinner at a nice restaurant with my husband & kids i'll still order chicken fingers 🤷🏻♀️
SᴀSSʏ SiᴍʙA
@danieleschauer
Having a car is fun until you have to renew your tags, get your oil changed or put gas in it
Retweet of status by @Kitttty_Kitttty
06 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Having a car is fun until you have to renew your tags, get your oil changed or put gas in it 🙃
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊