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dandan
@dannndanxo
so i already have pepper spray for when a creeper is near, but what about a mini Lysol can for when a foul bitch/dude is near?
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dandan
@dannndanxo
Mom cover my feet. Mom i wanna hold ju. Mom turn off the TV. Mom scratch my back. Mom turn off ur phone. Mom it's bedtime. Mom scoot over
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dandan
@dannndanxo
des and i always talk about real ass shit, but between 6 and 9AM is when we really just go in.
dandan
@dannndanxo
goodnight pic.twitter.com/gmzjo13m9L
dandan
@dannndanxo
if i have to spend my NYE at work till midnight later today, then i expect free drinks.
dandan
@dannndanxo
โ@brianaxbellz: Dudes act like I got time โ
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dandan
@dannndanxo
*coworker looks at me* "i wanna send you home w/a hickey" uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... my coworkers are the most #pervertivecooks
dandan
@dannndanxo
@johnnyybabyy night
dandan
@dannndanxo
@VieraBabyy @TheyCallMeVERN
dandan
@dannndanxo
Angel - Shaggy
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
