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@dcolella1
Like I want another 100 dogs but then again I'm a responsible human being
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lala
@dcolella1
It's still fucking summer! You fall loving twats let me have my season!! Stop praying for plaid & pumpkins
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lala
@dcolella1
Pretty sure I can make babies to Despacito @justinbieber
lala
@dcolella1
Light gray sweatpants are the guy version of maxi dresses
lala
@dcolella1
Jennifer Aniston tits in the 90s is what I want in life
lala
@dcolella1
friend: why are you buying baby stuff?
me: i have a child
friend: WAIT WHAT?
me: pic.twitter.com/h2tyv0FsZF
me: i have a child
friend: WAIT WHAT?
me: pic.twitter.com/h2tyv0FsZF
Retweet of status by @PetsEvery30
lala
@dcolella1
Why can't my other eyebrow just fucking get it together
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@dcolella1
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@dcolella1
Reaaaaaalllllyyyyy need to book a flight soon
lala
@dcolella1
I get a high from shopping
lala
@dcolella1
when you're looking like a hot mess but bae says hi pic.twitter.com/iOONcOKbiA
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
