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Melissa
@delunamelissa28
I went to the gym once thinking I was going to become a gym rat LOL so I took a before pic LOL & never went back LOL I really thought
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Melissa
@delunamelissa28
@delunamelissa28 I'm ready pic.twitter.com/usDeYSXbPp
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Melissa
@delunamelissa28
Dad:where are you?
Me: still in Oklahoma.. Im stopping at the casinos
Dad: ah que pinche werka
Me: still in Oklahoma.. Im stopping at the casinos
Dad: ah que pinche werka
Melissa
@delunamelissa28
They swear to deeply love their girlfriend but go and try to get with every other girl on the DL
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Melissa
@delunamelissa28
Wheres the ring at tho?
Melissa
@delunamelissa28
When Mello said we were just going to finish a tequila bottle and she comes out with another bottle
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Melissa
@delunamelissa28
Flor wants to kill us by going to cancun during hurricane season just cause its cheaper
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Melissa
@delunamelissa28
I want to drink a lot of alcohol
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Melissa
@delunamelissa28
I have homework yet im just laying down like if i have nothing to do
Melissa
@delunamelissa28
My friend is rescheduling her daughters bday party bc of Oyster Bake #sanantonioprobz
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Melissa
@delunamelissa28
I want peters
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
