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Helen
@dingdongditchin
Just recovered from an extreme allergic reaction and my tooth filling just fell out, but at least I'm about to go to chipotle
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Helen
@dingdongditchin
Who needs a sex life when finals are here to fuck you all week?
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Helen
@dingdongditchin
@vdubs95 @lauramariex3 k Laura thanks for the inclusion
Helen
@dingdongditchin
I remember how in high school I was so jealous of how long winter break was for college
Helen
@dingdongditchin
I have a banana in my pocket
Helen
@dingdongditchin
What did one pussy lip say to the other? We used to be tight, until we let that dick come between us
Helen
@dingdongditchin
RT @orsenoctopus: The tragic side of the story that nobody seems to care about http://t.co/DoXNUqI9tP
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Helen
@dingdongditchin
@claytoneberly still in bed
Helen
@dingdongditchin
One bag of rice down #asians @lauramariex3
Helen
@dingdongditchin
If you're going to sit by me, do not shake your leg the entire class like if I wanted an earthquake I would move to California
Helen
@dingdongditchin
@kristennicole02 after hearing about my broken phone and me needing a new one: did you get my text about my iphone
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
