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salty dog
@doggiedogthedog
Good Monday morning! Itโs time to make the Donuts! pic.twitter.com/PGpFmI9F7h
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salty dog
@doggiedogthedog
My 7 yr old said for his birthday he wants to go to the Bahamas.
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salty dog
@doggiedogthedog
Utter brilliance... as usual!
twitter.com/frankcaliendo/โฆ
twitter.com/frankcaliendo/โฆ
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salty dog
@doggiedogthedog
I have a lot of great followers and I get a lot of likes and RTs. Except when I do fart or booger jokes, nobody seems to like those.
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salty dog
@doggiedogthedog
I'm sitting on a park bench, while taking a stroll with my dog, vaping, listening to music AND the sun is shining
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salty dog
@doggiedogthedog
The five year old just farted, made solid, prolonged eye contact with me & said โyeah....thatโs in your nose & in your body nowโ.
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salty dog
@doggiedogthedog
My husband and I use the Magic Blue Ball to decide if weโre going to have sex each night.
Tonightโs reading: โAll signs point to yes!โ
Tonightโs reading: โAll signs point to yes!โ
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@doggiedogthedog
I need all the coffee. Or tiddies. Wait. I have those. Coffee. Good morning
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@doggiedogthedog
salty dog
@doggiedogthedog
I didnโt fight for my right to party, but I would karate chop someone for the opportunity to enjoy a nap.
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salty dog
@doggiedogthedog
Dating me is fun you get a comedian and pornstar all in one.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
