Channing 🧣 Tweetum (Taylor's Version) (ebrownie)

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The feminine urge to be an over-educated, under-loved millennial

Happy Wedding Day to these two crazy kids, idk why Brad looks so different then his picture on the cake but pic.twitter.com/iQg6DcTHR3

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So apparently one of my biggest accomplishments of the last year was making a real-life friendship twitter.com/ebrownie/statu…

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me: jake gyllenhaal's a monster

also me: dylan o'brien's a monster

#AllTooWellTheShortFilm

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I made my status on slack today at work "IYKYK" and it is having the exact results I hoped it would.

Channing Tweetum @ebrownie

I would have taken a baseball bat to my ex's mailbox while scream-crying "I BET THAT SHE KNOWS BILLY JOEL"

jUsT PiScEs tHiNgS

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@rosecardfaux Thank you!!!

Channing Tweetum @ebrownie

promoting yourself for #givingtuesday seems weird and unusual but i am struggling and in need of help gofundme.com/healtrishnow

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Channing Tweetum @ebrownie

wow I love seeing my bffs kill it look at @ebrownie go!!! twitter.com/AptTherapy/sta…

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fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*