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emery lord
@emerylord
"can we check an app before we go out to make sure the bar ISN'T a Pokestop?"
- my husband, folks, Danny Castellano
also PokeActuallyStop
- my husband, folks, Danny Castellano
also PokeActuallyStop
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emery lord
@emerylord
a flower doesn't bloom by glancing around at other flowers.
stretch toward the light, girl, and give it a little time
stretch toward the light, girl, and give it a little time
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emery lord
@emerylord
me: I'm going to take a little break from writing this summer
me a week later:
husband: but you planned this..?
DO NOT BE RATIONAL W ME
me a week later:
husband: but you planned this..?
DO NOT BE RATIONAL W ME
emery lord
@emerylord
Maybe I'll meet real life Vivi here pic.twitter.com/ZXLWpMllIl
Retweet of status by @najwaanaf
emery lord
@emerylord
the only thing greater than my writing anxiety is my not-writing anxiety, anyway pass the wine
emery lord
@emerylord
2:30am; I just basically sat in bed for like 3 hours and finished The Start of Me and You by @emerylord. HOMG I loved it! Okay, now sleep
Retweet of status by @NextPagePlease_
emery lord
@emerylord
guys this book is phenomenal. and I hate to be That Guy but it was easily my favorite beta read this year. twitter.com/emerylord/statโฆ
Retweet of status by @CandiceAmanda
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emery lord
@emerylord
life hack: meal planning gets a lot easier when you realize you can have different tacos every night of the week
emery lord
@emerylord
not a single person on my timeline tweeted during that performance because I follow good people
emery lord
@emerylord
media cares a lot about how fast Brock Turner can swim
can't no rapist outswim feminist Twitter
can't no rapist outswim feminist Twitter
emery lord
@emerylord
hermione used her time-turner to go to more classes.
I would use mine to eat 3 lunches in 1 day
I would use mine to eat 3 lunches in 1 day
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
