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Emily Kennedy
@emily_alyssa94
I say “Merry Christmas,” not “Happy Holidays.” If that offends you, I don’t care.
Retweet of status by @CloydRivers
12 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I say “Merry Christmas,” not “Happy Holidays.” If that offends you, I don’t care. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Emily Kennedy
@emily_alyssa94
Gordon Ramsey is literally worth $220 million and y’all are worried about getting your sons a little ole kitchen set goofy
Retweet of status by @karoxxanax
06 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Gordon Ramsey is literally worth $220 million and y’all are worried about getting your sons a little ole kitchen set 😂😂 goofy
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Emily Kennedy
@emily_alyssa94
Pregnancy itself is already uncomfortable but pregnancy in the summer is 30x worse.
Retweet of status by @raisingcolson
09 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pregnancy itself is already uncomfortable but pregnancy in the summer is 30x worse. 🥵
Emily Kennedy
@emily_alyssa94
Am I the only one that actually likes the taste of candy corn
Retweet of status by @JennaCompono
16 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Am I the only one that actually likes the taste of candy corn 😂😳😛
Emily Kennedy
@emily_alyssa94
Literally THE worst part about postpartum hair loss is constantly feeling like there’s a bug crawling on me from all the hair I’m shedding
Retweet of status by @kellylgeorge3
24 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Literally THE worst part about postpartum hair loss is constantly feeling like there’s a bug crawling on me from all the hair I’m shedding 🙃
Emily Kennedy
@emily_alyssa94
Becoming a mom is the best, most challenging, yet beautiful, experience I’ve ever had. Like I CREATED this amazing little human.
Retweet of status by @MrsWifeyLife
09 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Becoming a mom is the best, most challenging, yet beautiful, experience I’ve ever had. Like I CREATED this amazing little human. 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Emily Kennedy
@emily_alyssa94
I was in such a bad place last year around this time and this year I am thriving mentally and emotionally. I’m so happy. Thank you God.
Retweet of status by @sam__seawell
09 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I was in such a bad place last year around this time and this year I am thriving mentally and emotionally. I’m so happy. Thank you God. ❤️
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Emily Kennedy
@emily_alyssa94
Don’t like me? Block me, mute me, move on Simple as that
Retweet of status by @veebreanne
02 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don’t like me? Block me, mute me, move on 🤷🏻♀️ Simple as that
Emily Kennedy
@emily_alyssa94
07 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear October i want sweater weather, not sweaty weather 🙄 why is it so humid? I want to speak to your manager
NOW please
Emily Kennedy
@emily_alyssa94
I also wish he backs into the ugly ass bush so that can go too
22 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I also wish he backs into the ugly ass bush so that can go too 😂
Emily Kennedy
@emily_alyssa94
I love that I can hide Christmas presents in this house and no one will find them.
25 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I love that I can hide Christmas presents in this house and no one will find them. 😈
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊