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Erica
@erpenney
I slept like shit. Upset tum, dehydrated, work dreams. Then I woke up at 3:30 to decent rain and remember my sunroof was open.
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Erica
@erpenney
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Erica
@erpenney
My emoji couldn't even line up right.
Erica
@erpenney
Me: it's not my fault you laughed!
Dan: I can't help that we're best friends!!
Dan: I can't help that we're best friends!!
Erica
@erpenney
Househunters International always cracks me up "oh that's not safe for the kids." Funny, kids survive in that country every day!
Erica
@erpenney
Plan to go on a date with my Kim K Hollywood husband, get to restaurant and he's already there??? pic.twitter.com/mTETjyNRku
Erica
@erpenney
OH: "we have bourbon chocolate French toast... with bacon."
But I already ooooordered...
But I already ooooordered...
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Erica
@erpenney
One of the guys from Car Talk died so if you need me I'll be that huddled sobbing mess in the corner.
SCARE-ica
@erpenney
Just got a call from a long lost friend. I'm so glad he called when he needed someone to talk to.
Erica
@erpenney
I love that @sjsharks9 got drunk in Vegas last night and STILL sent me recommendations for when I'm there. Stand up guy, that one.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
