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Evan
@evofck
If any of you hundred or thousandaires want to make it easier, my Venmo name is the same as my Twitter
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Evan
@evofck
GILF does not stand for gardeners I like & follow.
The more you know
The more you know
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Evan
@evofck
I use car ads to craft my dating profile.
Quiet
No leaks
Garage-kept
One owner (my mother)
Fits seven
Lβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Quiet
No leaks
Garage-kept
One owner (my mother)
Fits seven
Lβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Evan
@evofck
Us:
Them:
Them:
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Evan
@evofck
we wantmorelegroom
airlines: twitter.com/thecurrent/staβ¦
airlines: twitter.com/thecurrent/staβ¦
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Evan
@evofck
Very fucking un likely twitter.com/ginaameow/statβ¦
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Evan
@evofck
When you're Deaf and you try to listen to music but it's weather news w/ @nicodimarco3
#DeafProblems
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#DeafProblems
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Evan
@evofck
DON'T CALL YOURSELF A MAMA BIRD UNLESS YOU REGURGITATE FOOD INTO YOUR CHILDREN'S MOUTHS
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Evan
@evofck
ademoniscontrollingmyhandsican't stopsomeonepleasehelpme
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Evan
@evofck
Getting LIT over here tonight pic.twitter.com/fSFKMtfFsJ
Evan
@evofck
I bet Paul Rudd just has the most adorably cute dumps
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
