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Velma The Funny
@funnyhix
Every time my doctor tells me I’m dying, I want to stab her and say “now who is dying....Bitch?”
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Velma The Funny
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Velma The Funny
@funnyhix
Population: 330 million
Population: 65 million
Gun homicides (2016): ≈11,000
Gun homicides (2016): 26
The… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Population: 65 million
Gun homicides (2016): ≈11,000
Gun homicides (2016): 26
The… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
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Velma The Funny
@funnyhix
If I @'d you when I was new to Twitter know I am soooooo sorry but if I @ you now it's cause I love you
Velma The Funny
@funnyhix
Like a shooting star you happen to spot out of the corner of your eye @Laylanope shines bright!
Follow this hilarious lady!
Follow this hilarious lady!
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Velma Das Shitty Potatoes
@funnyhix
Please share the good news - Alan Felyk has a new release and it's only $2.99 today! Damaged Beyond All Recognitio… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
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Velma Das Shitty Potatoes
@funnyhix
I pulled a leg muscle while running yesterday. Now I can’t stop rubbing my groin, which, I suppose, is why I’m now sitting in HR.
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Velma The Funny
@funnyhix
@Massygooch Pew or P U?
Velma Made You Look
@funnyhix
26 years old and your mommy still calls on your behalf .
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Velma💜Shenanigans
@funnyhix
@JJSummertime @AlanFelyk Lurve you
VelmaTheCorrupt
@funnyhix
Warning : My tweets my cause drowsiness and rectal itching...
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
