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@halcorum
@fckyousluts No hobosexual formed against me shall prosper
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hal
@halcorum
*Tax season*
U.S. Gov: You owe us $2,000.00
Me: $600 should do the trick
U.S. Gov: You owe us $2,000.00
Me: $600 should do the trick
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hal
@halcorum
I can’t even imagine not having a husband that can literally do it ALL. Like people have to call someone to fix things for them? WEIRD
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hal🌼
@halcorum
The burnout is so real rn
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hal🌼
@halcorum
y'all have no idea how excited I am to see @halcorum and Leilani this weekend
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hal🌼
@halcorum
I MISS THESE HOES SO MUCH MY HEARTTTT I WANNA GO BACK pic.twitter.com/y4zAAi6DPV
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@halcorum
How many employer contracts will have a ‘pandemic exception’ clause going forward?
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hal🌼
@halcorum
My baby. My best friend. pic.twitter.com/KDlmZ6SKAZ
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hal🌼
@halcorum
When they text “miss you already” right after dropping you off twitter.com/wtfmahi/status…
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hal🌞
@halcorum
Getting cozy with Delicious & Da Vinci by the fireplace and getting ready for what 2020 brings us My first video… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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spüky hal👻
@halcorum
taking a long hot shower and being able to smell how clean you are after getting out of the shower is euphoric
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
