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Jacob Peter (but spooky)
@hartges
Happiest of birthdays to the incredible Jeff Goldblum pic.twitter.com/bbkOrFJH7t
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Jacob Hartges
@hartges
In case none of you can tell, Iβm still heated over the ignorance of my friends on Facebook
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Jacob Hartges
@hartges
Damn good work @DavidKatzenberg thanks for the nightmares. pic.twitter.com/WbdRcgYutz
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Jacob Hartges
@hartges
.@WaltDisneyWorld's Animal Kingdom welcomed its first ever tiger cubs! Congrats to Sohni, the Sumatran tiger, onβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Jacob Hartges
@hartges
@DontBoreUs You think this is bad, you should've seen the To Do list from when they made Infinity on High
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Jacob Hartges
@hartges
If you've listened to anything but Lana since Friday... are you even a true fan???ΒΏΒΏΒΏ
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Jacob Hartges
@hartges
Eye in the Sky
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Jacob P. Hartges
@hartges
Most of the time I'm a grown, responsible adult... But then other times I'm a little shithead
#nevergrowup
#nevergrowup
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Jacob P. Hartges
@hartges
Ummmm. Do you think you'll buy me lots of diamonds? #Lana #NationalAnthem
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Jacob P. Hartges
@hartges
@daniela291292 bae, you get an enter batch of cookies
Jacob P. Hartges
@hartges
Guy checking my ticket at Celebration: "You look nice, I assume you're meeting someone?"
Me: "Nope. Just me."
Guy: "Oh."
#LonerStatus
Me: "Nope. Just me."
Guy: "Oh."
#LonerStatus
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
