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megan
@heyitsmegn
me: hey itd be great if you could finish this really simple assignment in like a reasonable amount of time
my brain: Read 12:38 PM
my brain: Read 12:38 PM
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megan
@heyitsmegn
i like to combine emojis to create a completely different and new emoji
for example: italian chef
for example: italian chef
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megan
@heyitsmegn
Our new album Pageant will be out May 12! We love you all so much. Thanks for listening.
Pre-order the record hereβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Pre-order the record hereβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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megan
@heyitsmegn
I got the old "sir- uh, oh, ma'am" in the post office and he seemed really embarrassed it's okay my dude I'm Gender
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megan
@heyitsmegn
Heads up that being a neonazi is finally a reportable offense on Twitter, put this shit to use pic.twitter.com/bvfpDOyOZY
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megan
@heyitsmegn
@victoria_plural happy drinking
megan
@heyitsmegn
I...have a bit of a week next week. twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/β¦
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megan
@heyitsmegn
SHOULD NOT EAT SALADS IN PUBLIC LETTUCE ALWAYS TOO BIG FOR MY MOUTH
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megan
@heyitsmegn
also @EtotheStock deserves the entire world bc she always likes my selfies..... and for that i am eternally grateful and indebted to her
megan
@heyitsmegn
peeing statues, rainy weather, and my best friend in belgium pic.twitter.com/hjWmGHnsu2
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megan
@heyitsmegn
Y'all: I'm so ready for those long summer nights
Y'all by 10pm: pic.twitter.com/mxETrUJPiT
Y'all by 10pm: pic.twitter.com/mxETrUJPiT
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
