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Chris
@hldncaufld
New pickup line: So...you got iOS 7?
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Chris
@hldncaufld
I just fell in love and I couldn't help myself
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Chris
@hldncaufld
Oh nostalgia, I don't need you anymore!
Chris
@hldncaufld
I'm a stitch away from making it, and scar away from falling apart
Chris
@hldncaufld
Thoughts before bed: I'm the gay cousin/uncle
Chris
@hldncaufld
My vinyl finally came in I'm in love @desaband http://t.co/2xAeIzCcFl
Chris
@hldncaufld
You were SO hot before you became a drag queen
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Chris
@hldncaufld
Some guy was like "Can I get a budlight?" And the bartender lady was like "Sorry, we don't sell shit beer. Only craft beer." Made my night
Chris
@hldncaufld
@mawchew
Chris
@hldncaufld
I've got a flask inside my pocket, we can share it on the train. If you promise to stay conscious, I will try and do the same
Chris
@hldncaufld
People who say "____ years young"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
