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Em
@holysmoakes
According to some moms on mom twitter, Iβm not even a mom because I had a c section. twitter.com/snarkymomtobe/β¦
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Em
@holysmoakes
Itβs 2019, why do cereal bags not have zippers on them yet instead of having to mutilate the whole bag when you open it
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Em
@holysmoakes
I saw this on facebook and now Iβm just not okay pic.twitter.com/kceLl3qoo3
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Em
@holysmoakes
Heading straight to Starbucks as soon as I roll out of bed in the morning
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Em
@holysmoakes
In need of a lot of coffee to get me through this day
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Em
@holysmoakes
Not being in labor but feeling like complete crap has me all kinds of messed up today
Em
@holysmoakes
Ok I want chocolate covered strawberries ASAP
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Em Oakes βΏ
@holysmOakes
YOUS A WIFE BEEEEEYOTCH @CastorTheMoment
Miss>Ms>MRS
Miss>Ms>MRS
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
