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@howeisashley
So like when is my bump gonna βpopβ? Iβm sick of looking like I ate a ton of pasta
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@howeisashley
I will pay someone to come decorate my apartment
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@howeisashley
It's #NationalUnderwearDay! Retweet this and you might get a surprise in your DMs.
ash
@howeisashley
Itβs so weird to call North Carolina my home now
ash
@howeisashley
I was on FaceTime with my brother and his coworker asked if I was his side hoe....
ash
@howeisashley
βdid you see they broke up? he probably got sick of her slime making shitβ
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@howeisashley
I wonder what our chef at work thinks every time he opens our door and sees us throwing our phones to hide them
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@howeisashley
I wish my boobs were smaller so I could buy cute swimsuits off Zaful
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@howeisashley
Hate not being able to sleep because thereβs sooo much on my mind
ash
@howeisashley
I will forever be treated as a 2nd choice
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
