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@impetu0us
iOS7 has completely fucked up my music
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I always get like 3 word movie quotes in my head and I can hear the characters saying them but I can't remember the movie
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In her argument to get me to come to tesco with her mum told me I could 'choose the meats for tea'. Well it doesn't get better than that
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I'M CRYING ITS 10:42PM AND THE FAMILY IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT AND LOCKED THE 7 YEAR OLD OUT ON THE BALCONY
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@notriandawson @_partypoison so tonight one of the nearby hotels was blasting redneck woman.. How do we feel about that?
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@notriandawson ooh i get that in my head so badly
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Love a guy that actually knows how to compliment a girl like a gentleman
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โ@SexySwagMaster: @impetu0us You have a cracking pair of tits love.โ True gentleman <3
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Champagne http://t.co/vXpmVWzQ0m
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@Oli_asdfghjkl have done
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I've been spiked tonight I am (loopy)
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
