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Monique
@itsmona_lisa
Get ittttttt twitter.com/itsmona_lisa/sβ¦
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Monique
@itsmona_lisa
Mom: What are you going to do with the chips and guac?
Me: Dip and swallow?
Mom: And that's how she gets pregnant ladies and gentlemen.
Me: Dip and swallow?
Mom: And that's how she gets pregnant ladies and gentlemen.
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Monique
@itsmona_lisa
So I worked on an older client today, and her husbands face when she was showing him her makeup was priceless pic.twitter.com/XBZUuUzpRq
Monique
@itsmona_lisa
Today was a joke tbh
Monique
@itsmona_lisa
She can't be serious pic.twitter.com/NVJeThvOj1
Monique
@itsmona_lisa
My neighbor has random niggas coming in and out of her home at odd hours of the night. Get them where you got them boo
Monique
@itsmona_lisa
This is so on point twitter.com/juststevn/statβ¦
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Monique
@itsmona_lisa
Do you ever post something and see someone try to top you like it's some type of competition? I find that shit so funny
Monique
@itsmona_lisa
Finally getting everything that I deserve
Retweet of status by @celmeanswell
Monique
@itsmona_lisa
This is so cute pic.twitter.com/lYn9wHO0VN
Retweet of status by @esachinalohk_
Monique
@itsmona_lisa
don't try nd talk to my boyfriend or even try and follow my boyfriend bc it's a no no
Retweet of status by @__madisonxo
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
