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02 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: What planet do you want to see?
4yo: Jupiter!
4yo: Dad, you know whatβs funny?
Me: What?
4yo: Poopiter!!!!
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Jacki
@jaxwax04
@jaxwax04 @bulippishard Jacki, just fyi, Iβm the wife and Iβm dying at your gif.. You get it, sister.
Retweet of status by @MommyRingwald
23 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @jaxwax04 @bulippishard Jacki, just fyi, Iβm the wife and Iβm dying at your gif.. ππππ You get it, sister.
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Jacki
@jaxwax04
Think you know what he wants for Christmas? pic.twitter.com/3pcmrg0ob1
Retweet of status by @TheOwenMyers
12 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Think you know what he wants for Christmas?πΆπ https://t.co/3pcmrg0ob1
Jacki
@jaxwax04
My phone is reflecting sunlight onto the ceiling and 2 is running around trying to catch it.
Found my new favorite game
Found my new favorite game
05 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My phone is reflecting sunlight onto the ceiling and 2 is running around trying to catch it.
Found my new favorite game π
Jacki
@jaxwax04
They say it "takes a village" to raise a child but no one says where exactly I can find this village to drop them off
Retweet of status by @milliondollrfam
04 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote They say it "takes a village" to raise a child but no one says where exactly I can find this village to drop them offπ€
Jacki
@jaxwax04
This is fantastic pic.twitter.com/e0l2RO2b6S
Retweet of status by @Paulie_Bruz
07 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This is fantastic π€£π€£π€£π€£ https://t.co/e0l2RO2b6S
Jacki
@jaxwax04
She wanted to make sure her pizza had no garlic on it. So she got white pizza with Alfredo sauce.
Verdict?β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Verdict?β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
03 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote She wanted to make sure her pizza had no garlic on it. So she got white pizza with Alfredo sauce. π€¦πΌββοΈ
Verdict?β¦ https://t.co/OyBHaWK3Y0
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Jacki
@jaxwax04
Tomorrow is Halloween so I'm going to share my scariest story with y'all. Grab some candy and sit down. Actually,β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
30 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tomorrow is πHalloweenπ so I'm going to share my scariest story with y'all. Grab some candy and sit down. Actually,β¦ https://t.co/HDAOmqdpWR
Jacki
@jaxwax04
@erikavose First visit with the OB.
Doc: how are you feeling?
Me: Well, I-
Hubs: she sucks at life right now.
Doc: how are you feeling?
Me: Well, I-
Hubs: she sucks at life right now.
09 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @erikavose First visit with the OB.
Doc: how are you feeling?
Me: Well, I-
Hubs: she sucks at life right now.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ