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jaYdeโก
@jaydemorrisonx
Can hear ma mum on the phone "a hink we'll need to knit oor jayde a boyfriend" aye right yar mum
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jaYdeโก
@jaydemorrisonx
My wardrobe stresses me daily, there is literally no space for another thing in it
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jaYdeโก
@jaydemorrisonx
Ma mums never gonty let me live down the time a came flying oot the runway n knocked the fence doon she tells everybody
jaYdeโก
@jaydemorrisonx
My time hop is cringe central
jaYdeโก
@jaydemorrisonx
A could go a big creashy fry up
jaYdeโก
@jaydemorrisonx
Can always count on watching pitch perfect to cheer me up
jaYdeโก
@jaydemorrisonx
Get me a box of Chocolates for Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/QPNYNC9Rh2
Retweet of status by @girlposts
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jaYdeโก
@jaydemorrisonx
@DanielleKilday happy birthday mrs X
jaYdeโก
@jaydemorrisonx
Just canny wait for a 13 hour shift today
jaYdeโก
@jaydemorrisonx
Sunny D just isny wit it used to be. It's hummin n has gave me a peely mouth
jaYdeโก
@jaydemorrisonx
Mums got a pot of homemade soup on it smells delish
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
