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Jess Goodrich
@jgoodrich14
I ran to brunch this morning, which just naturally goes to show how fully committed I am to my health, wellness, and fitness.
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Jess Goodrich
@jgoodrich14
Weekday me: βYou canβt keep doing stupid shiz and hosting large drinking gatherings, you have an adult job and a 401k.β
Weekend me:
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Jess Goodrich
@jgoodrich14
Gross I'm going to be 26 tomorrow thanks but no thanks
Jess Goodrich
@jgoodrich14
In spite of everything going on in this world, I can look at Chad and know that yes, love and wonderful, kind, good humans do still exist.
Jess Goodrich
@jgoodrich14
*Intensely trains for four years*
*Plays 120+ minutes of soccer*
...game is decided by uncontested shots in front of the goal. #USAvSWE
*Plays 120+ minutes of soccer*
...game is decided by uncontested shots in front of the goal. #USAvSWE
Jess Goodrich
@jgoodrich14
My dad is in Minnesota this week for work training, and he came out to watch my 9pm coed rec game tonight. He's a gem.
Jess Goodrich
@jgoodrich14
@RegionRatRants glad Twitter allows everyone to feel the love that 219 has for us Munster residents οΈ #dabombdotcom #butonlyforfroyo
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Jess Goodrich
@jgoodrich14
Lolzzz at the guy on the other team tonight who asked me if I just play on every soccer league in the cities... #ballislife
Jess Goodrich
@jgoodrich14
If you're not giving a #RegionThanks for Aurelio's Pizza, you're doing it wrong.
Jess Goodrich
@jgoodrich14
Reasons I don't like to be around parents while I'm recruiting---the phrase "kick it" is used about 90% of the game. #cringe
Jess Goodrich
@jgoodrich14
When I'm in uncomfortable situations with people I don't know, I resort to talking about soccer. Oh wait, that's in any life situation.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
