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jordan bain
@jordanbain0
Prof: "have a great thanksgiving break, here is a take home test. 6 assignments and don't forget to read that book and do a summary"
Me:
Me:
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jordan bain
@jordanbain0
Loyalty is rare... If you find it, keep it.
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jordan bain
@jordanbain0
Said yes to the dress last night
No words to explain that feeling. Cannot wait to walk down the aisle.
No words to explain that feeling. Cannot wait to walk down the aisle.
jordan bain
@jordanbain0
@toriraen22 truest statement ever made.
jordan bain
@jordanbain0
@JordiePordie_40 @MorganPert1 Stella definitely sits on my lap
jordan bain
@jordanbain0
Someone bring me coffee.
jordan bain
@jordanbain0
Penis, peanuts, Kleenex, same thing. @jess_thompson13
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jordan bain
@jordanbain0
When my boy @Jerimiahwood makes a fantastic dinner.
jordan bain
@jordanbain0
jordan bain
@jordanbain0
@jordanbain0 @JordiePordie_40 hahaha that was clever!!!
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jordan bain
@jordanbain0
I want ice cream and flowers.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
