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Kelly
@kelly__le
@dutchessprim I hope someone bring more charges
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Kelly
@kelly__le
When commercials say โDonโt operate heavy machineryโ I think bulldozers & excavators and never cars.
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Kelly
@kelly__le
Happy New Year!!!
Your deductible starts over.
Your deductible starts over.
Kelly
@kelly__le
Me after filling my tummy with Mexican food. pic.twitter.com/VJEH7eyrvx
Kelly
@kelly__le
Why do we only do cakes for special occasions?
Why canโt it be likeโฆ
โI cleaned the house!โ
Or
โLook whoโs not constipated!โ
Why canโt it be likeโฆ
โI cleaned the house!โ
Or
โLook whoโs not constipated!โ
Kelly
@kelly__le
@username_eddie But you found the garlic!
Kelly
@kelly__le
Do you have to draw doodles on paper while youโre on the phone or are you normal?
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Kelly
@kelly__le
If women shaped liked potatoes ever come into style, yโall better look out, because itโll finally be MY TIME!!!
Kelly
@kelly__le
Well my kid just screamed โARE YOU DONE WITH YOUR PERIOD?!โ to me in this crowded library, so my day is going pretty good.
Kelly
@kelly__le
I showed my son my kindergarten picture & he said โOh, itโs Dora the Explorer!โ pic.twitter.com/rwSAN3Aiz0
Kelly
@kelly__le
tough day for big guys
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
